Everything Wrong With Tomb Raider (2018)

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KlugeDoctor - Vor Tag
Put me on the short list for poker night. Call me; I'll be there. One down, four to go.
4Horsemen of The Apocalypse
So the Lara's dad is like Goku
Hello There
Hello There - Vor 3 Tage
I add 600 sins for not following it's source material... For a total of 732, i can't wait for the film adaptation of Rise and Shadow of the Tomb Raider
Ulisses Garcia
Ulisses Garcia - Vor 4 Tage
This movie was so terrible I came here for both a summary and the sins
James Priest
James Priest - Vor 4 Tage
This movie sucks, cant watch this one, no boobs! Come on.
James Priest
James Priest - Vor 4 Tage
She isn't the tomb raider, not hot, wheres her boobs, sjw?
Udo Krawallo
Udo Krawallo - Vor 5 Tage
There are some other logic holes I saw.
- why did Lara sell the amulet for not even half of the price the captain originally wrote in the letter? Does she hope for discount?
- also, while she needs the money for the captain, she doesn´t need money for the flight to Hong Kong?
- oh and she missed a good chance to let the evil guys fall into that chasm when the floor collapsed
All in one just an okayish movie, but just too generic.
Nick Phillips
Nick Phillips - Vor 5 Tage
"How do you know it's not an ancient glory hole? Seriously, Lara, if you get hit in the head with a dusty, cobwebby, mummy penis, that's on you." - CinemaSins (Tomb Raider 2018)
Alphasnowbordergirl - Vor 7 Tage
You know, it makes no sense to make traps to keep people in if himiko would make no attempts to escape.
gregory allen
gregory allen - Vor 7 Tage
I pulled this up after watching the movie too see if you point out this one fact. Laura's dad is a shit dad. Hides clues so Laura could find his hidden research but doesn't think that if she's smart enough to find it, why wouldn't she use it to find him? Why burn it? I know it's what he said to do but what about this makes you think she'd do it. I'm smart enough to figure out the clue and go through all this trouble just to burn the final clue that would tell me what happened to my dad. Leave a note for the CIA not for the one person that would actually use the map to find you and therefore deliver the map to the very people you are hiding it from.
Sapphira S.V.
Sapphira S.V. - Vor 8 Tage
I was annoyed at how little actual tomb raiding there was. Do they understand the title of their own movie?
Sho Tohara
Sho Tohara - Vor 8 Tage
Great game, shit movie
Sho Tohara
Sho Tohara - Vor 8 Tage
At this point just stop making movies off video games
kzbxvz - Vor 8 Tage
All movies based on video games are complete trash just tries to grab easy money from dumb stupid people.
spiros91 - Vor 9 Tage
One sin for the fact that Vogel gets hit in the nuts and immediately fights back like nothing happened but when gets kicked by Lara a few seconds later gets stunned and one more sin for the fact that Richard has a picture of a Trinity woman but failed to recognize that is was his assistant, even though he managed to find Himiko out of nowhere.
Alesii TS
Alesii TS - Vor 10 Tage
This is based on the first rework of tomb raider game.
PDP - Vor 11 Tage
Laras dad was murdered. That's what I can't get about this movie.
Big Dog
Big Dog - Vor 11 Tage
Find you annoying as fuck!! You talk so much shit this hole review ..
Alexandru Imperious Ciubuc55
What ?? This movie has the best intro ever !! It's legendary !! The intro is so awesome !! Starting with Richard Croft' s research and Lara training! Come on that's the best way to start a movie!
AdamG1983 - Vor 14 Tage
If I'm too bored to finish the Cinemasins, I'm not seeing this
AdamG1983 - Vor 14 Tage
Angelina Jolie isn't Lara Croft here.
Jason Han
Jason Han - Vor 16 Tage
Small breast. That's the only sin.
tubeTreasurer - Vor 16 Tage
Well you are a bit wrong on the 7 year old room without dust. The origin of dust is people. If noone lives there, no dust accumulates. Our attic is completely dust free after 15 years of maybe a handful of enterings per year.
bbria28 - Vor 16 Tage
“ Fucking Jerry”
Rue Stahl
Rue Stahl - Vor 16 Tage
When an Actress plays "Lara Croft" she has to have "Attitude". This Actress doesn't know what the Word Means.
Rue Stahl
Rue Stahl - Vor 16 Tage
I'll say this much for the Movie. You've made me want to go see it just to watch an Actress fail at playing "Lara Croft" (aka: Angelina Jolie) and Laughing My Ass Off..!!!
Rue Stahl
Rue Stahl - Vor 16 Tage
Where is Angelina Jolie when you Need her? By the way CINEMA SINS. I totally "Love" Your Sarcasim. It left me in stitches... Lol..
Logicdiary317 - Vor 17 Tage
Yet another video game movie that's come up short. The only one I really liked was the first resident evil movie. All the rest are hit or miss with some parts of "oh yeah, I remember that part in the game..."
Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly - Vor 17 Tage
Video games to movies and vice versa are always terrible. They are totally different mediums and tell their stories​ in different ways.
Magik - Vor 17 Tage
It made me laugh when she aimed an arrow at the helicopter window which i can assume would be bulletproof/reinforced glass.
Surjasarathi Adhya
Surjasarathi Adhya - Vor 17 Tage
two dimensional flat chested actress
CBplayZ - Vor 18 Tage
This movie is so much worse than this video makes it out to be.
Discordant - Vor 18 Tage
What the problem is, is that Hollywood hipsters think they can write better stories than game devs they are wrong.
1000 Subs With No Videos Challenge
They got Lara so wrong in this movie.
Sian Dillon
Sian Dillon - Vor 18 Tage
Hey, dead dad's not dead cliche. Also, dead dad's not dead then dies cliche.
Julia Marie
Julia Marie - Vor 19 Tage
*f*ucking jerry*
Julia Marie
Julia Marie - Vor 19 Tage
Aria Jenkins
Aria Jenkins - Vor 20 Tage
football uncle seventh quiet green top shirt distance electricity my publisher.
Jason Wimmer
Jason Wimmer - Vor 20 Tage
Is all u do seriously just finding all the bad stuff about movies cuz that's depressing af
Jason Wimmer
Jason Wimmer - Vor 20 Tage
TOMB RAIDER IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and this vid sucks cuz the "sins" r fine they're not sins and it's not like u could make a better movie.
beep beep
beep beep - Vor 20 Tage
i actually really like this movie. it’s badass and awesome. i played the video games (not shadow of the tomb raider yet because that shits expensive) and even though the movie is not perfect at all to the game, it still got the point across. i overall really like this movie.
Filipe Gomes
Filipe Gomes - Vor 21 Tag
It exists should be number one. What a horrible movie.
Julian Röth
Julian Röth - Vor 21 Tag
Movie has a female lead, what did you expect CinemaSins to do...
Harvey - Vor 22 Tage
@ 12:47 - I think they tried to explain this by having him strap his arm tightly with the belt just after he became infected
Satoaster - Vor 22 Tage
I swear this movie was nothing more then a mix of the plot of Uncharted and the villains of Rise of the Tomb Raider.
The-Trustees - Vor 22 Tage
Is it just me or should Lara Croft NOT squeak so much?
Stewie Griffin
Stewie Griffin - Vor 22 Tage
You forgot a sin for giving us a ugly Lara croft!
Silverfoxxee - Vor 22 Tage
The biggest sin is that she doesn't look English!
Lensver03 - Vor 23 Tage
It was not a bad movie. The problem is that fans want everything in a single film.
Twigg4075 - Vor 23 Tage
The biggest thing wrong was the casting of Lara.
Sam Lanena
Sam Lanena - Vor 24 Tage
Dude. Next time you're in far north Queensland, poker night at my place. All you need is $20 & a six pack of your favoured beverage.
VOLD GAMER - Vor 24 Tage
this movie SUCKED!!!!!!!
MrBrujah222 - Vor 24 Tage
Anybody else getting tired of seeing easter eggs getting sinned when it would take a three second google search to see how it's tied in to the video games/ graphic novel that the movie/ franchise is based upon? You did this in Resident Evil, V for Vendetta, and almost every Marvel movie as well, but hey, fuck it, it's not like these things are made for the fans to get some enjoyment out of them, right?
Shockwave Shockwave
Shockwave Shockwave - Vor 24 Tage
Funny, i just got a trailer for the new tomb raider game
MIronLance - Vor 24 Tage
I didn't care for the movie, but not for the same reasons as you. However, I erased all your 'sins' because of the final Dickie Goodman-esque montage. LOL
Waxy - Vor 24 Tage
They changed too much parts of the story and added bullshit that was far from necessary. Not to mention that the game starts off with them crashing onto the island with the boat. This whole beginning is stupid and useless.
Not surprised they failed yet again with making a proper video game movie.
Clayton Foster
Clayton Foster - Vor 25 Tage
If you ever want him to slow down, change the speed to .75 in the video settings.
daughteroftheelement - Vor 25 Tage
This movie was utter crap and I am a HUGE tomb raider fan. I did my own review too on my channel if anyone is interested.
TheMartieno - Vor 25 Tage
I laughed quite hard when you said Legolas
Love4CoreMusicNMore - Vor 25 Tage
As soon as I saw that they were making this movie I knew it would be a stinking pile of shit
Shiashi - Vor 25 Tage
*Shadow of the tomb raider ad comes on before video* Of course...
James Woodard
James Woodard - Vor 25 Tage
I am perfectly aware that I am being a bit petty, that this is supposed to be young Lara, and that we are in an age in which an action hero is required to be less than 20, but she doesn't actually look like Lara Croft. Lara is very athletic. The version of "young Lara" in the new games looks tough without being a line-backer, but Miss Vikander is...well...skrawny. I knew teenage girls on the Volleyball squad at my high school that could break this Lara in half. What the old and new game characters as well as (the admittedly svelt) Angelina Jolie's version had in common was that I could imagine them delivering a really solid punch. Vikander looks like she might hurt herself. There are also other parts of the anatomy of this character that are lacking somewhat compared to the original version, but I am too much of a gentleman to be more specific. This doesn't actually bother me so much, as I would rather too little than too much attention paid on that aspect in a video game or movie, but it is a visible difference that adds to my point about skrawniness.
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Biggest Sin.....there is NO Lara Croft in this Movie, just that GENERIC CHICK, that doesnt even remotely look like Lara (same goes for the last few Tomb Raider Games) They FUCKED up the Games and FUCKED up the Movies, RIP Lara Croft >_>
Surah Online
Surah Online - Vor 26 Tage
*Sin #1 :* She is NOT Angelina Jolie
Sabo - Vor 26 Tage
Main flaw of this movie is the change in the main plot to just be a sickness and all the magical, mysterious and supernatural is just gone. That's what Tomb Raider has always been to me.
Ken White
Ken White - Vor 26 Tage
You sound exactly like Jerry Smith from Rick and Morty
Usama Ali
Usama Ali - Vor 26 Tage
+1 for the fact that they took 70% of the story from the 2013 Tomb Raider game.
Cletus And friends
Cletus And friends - Vor 26 Tage
Her boobs are too small
Anton Bengard
Anton Bengard - Vor 26 Tage
You didn't even address how gigantic those normal sized guns looked in the hands of that little girl at the end.
TheMrcooll - Vor 27 Tage
Dirty Red
Dirty Red - Vor 27 Tage
"Forced slave labor..." Is there another type of slave labor?
Jordan Valencia
Jordan Valencia - Vor 27 Tage
Ths movie wasnt as bad as you say ive seen it on red box its wasnt bad
Emma Frost
Emma Frost - Vor 27 Tage
I saw the last scene of the movie and I liked it alot. Much better than most Marvel DC endings.
gasdorfic muncher
gasdorfic muncher - Vor 27 Tage
you saved me $4.00 rental fee ...i get a happy meal instead , happy to miss this flick
Raquya_.303 - Vor 28 Tage
They turned Himiko from an immortal body-snatching Storm Goddess with an army of deadly un-aging samurai to a fucking plague carrier??? HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO FUCK UP SUCH A SIMPLE PREMISE!!!
ElectKoopa - Vor 28 Tage
I hate this piece of shit, it's another letdown. They just don't fucking get it.
ma nigga
ma nigga - Vor 28 Tage
angelina jolie betteR?
Jack Froth
Jack Froth - Vor 28 Tage
Lara wasn't in enough trouble.
Anon Ymity
Anon Ymity - Vor 28 Tage
I forgot this whole film almost immediately after it ended, I only remembered it exists because of this video, what an absolute pos film
Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson - Vor 28 Tage
She's beautiful!!!!
Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson - Vor 28 Tage
Why does she have a slight foreign accent????
0Imtheslime0 - Vor 28 Tage
totally crap movie...
Tremor night
Tremor night - Vor 29 Tage
She was fucking stabbed and she killed a solider
Aramil Hernandez
Aramil Hernandez - Vor 29 Tage
I want everybody to know that the first tomb ride starting up she have big breasts and a medium size tight ass in these British actress have none of a both sssshit they fucked up again I hate fucking Hollywood right now.If it was in enough the first tow movies they suck as well. so I hate even more this Bullshit And both actresses have no fucking body’s. people let’s be real is not such the acting they have to have the fucking body as well remembered that fucking Hollywood when you pick actresses for these movie roles motherfuckers fuck y’all😡🤬🤬🖕🖕🖕
winnie Bishh
winnie Bishh - Vor 29 Tage
Is anyone going to say it? They Scooby doo'ed Tomb Raider... lol.
Whole premise of TR is
1.Something appears as supernatural
2.Lara is skeptical & overcomes huge adversities and tries to find the truth
3.Lara finds the truth which is supernatural and overcomes evil.
But in Scooby doo
1.Something appears as supernatural
2.The gang investigates
3.Bad guy is making fools out of everyone and the whole situation if completely logical and non supernatural.
Sooo... They Scooby doo'ed Tomb Raider...
Sabo - Vor 26 Tage
This pretty much sums it up. The supernatural is part of Tomb Raider, without it, it's not Tomb Raider. How can they base a movie off a game and then remove everything interesting about it?
Jason Todd Roberts
Jason Todd Roberts - Vor 29 Tage
Camera dead after 7 years? Especialy a sony, If I leave my battery in mine it's dead after a couple hours.
David Green
David Green - Vor 29 Tage
Hmm... It looks like I am gonna pass this one. The game had an amazing story and lots of awesome elements that seem to be skipped in this one... Instead, they just build a mere inferior Indiana Jones scenario... And a virus? Really? Hollywood can't come with something less cliche than this? It's sad. Of course, no one is saying they should adapted the story to look exactly like the game, it would be impossible to make it into a 2 hours movie anyway... But couldn't they at least try to be more similar to the game? Other than the name characters, the location and the existence of Himiko, everything is pretty much new. I don't think it would had been impossible to keep Matthias as a cult member, even if it worked for some dumb organization... they where stuck on that island anyway. And could had keept all that concept with Himiko controling storm and her soul being captive in a corpse due to the ritual failing. The Oni... the samurai zombies could had been keept too! WTF AMERICA?! You love zombies! Instead it seems that they wasted half of the movie just introducing Lara and her day by day life... So much potential wasted.
npsit1 - Vor 29 Tage
9:48 Wait.. That's supposed to be a door? It looks like a freaking tunnel boring machine.
TheGameLecturer - Vor 29 Tage
The plot of the 2013 game this movie is mostly based of is better.
Brubarov - Vor 29 Tage
133. Sam and Jonas are not there for not apparent reason.
134. Lara has "small" tettys
supereldinho - Vor Monat
The reason why Lara gets beat up so often in this movie is because her actress has an incredibly punch-worthy face. Just look at the movie poster -- a face in need of a fist.
aionrahm - Vor Monat
I will never understand why the heck they made up the first 30 minutes of the movie, when the game had a pretty good start as a movie too.
bmxninjaGaming - Vor Monat
You can pick apart every movie thats just how movies are. Stupid but i liked this one
basilisk02 - Vor Monat
I was let down by cinemasins when he didn't say 'no.' after he screamed NOOOOOOO. hopefully next time
Loren Amer
Loren Amer - Vor Monat
I think regardless of the mistakes this part and Alicia was the closest to Lara Croft! In my eyes.. not Jolie the bag of plastic and acts like she pauses to the camera...🙄
CheesyFries 2468
CheesyFries 2468 - Vor Monat
It just wasnt as good as I had hoped for. 😞😞😞😐😑
marvelv212 - Vor Monat
Lora Croft is way hotter than this girl.
HuntedOne4 - Vor Monat
Im a huge fan of Tomb Raider games this movie wasn't amazing wasn't the worst thing ever but it was pretty meh however some of these points seem a little petty and forced I know it's all in good fun but an example is someone bumping into the key would find it just doesn't work somthing like that wouldn't open even if you pushed some one into it, you would actually need to push it in with a smaller object aka her finger another one being it not being a surprise she found her father maybe I'm just dumb but I didn't expect this part nor did I like it since her father in the games was killed.
MrAlex327 - Vor Monat
These movie reviews give me life
magita666 - Vor Monat
I actually like this film.
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