The New Map of America

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CallMeCarson
CallMeCarson - Vor Monat
GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT ▸ http://youtooz.com/
IT'S GOT THE FUNNY WOOD FIRED PIZZA THING ON IT
Donovan Smith
Donovan Smith - Vor Stunde
He ded
Ramen
Ramen - Vor 4 Stunden
How will pizza get a job now
Nerd_World
Nerd_World - Vor 15 Stunden
It’ll be 2020 before a new regular callmecarson vid comes out
FunWithJonno
FunWithJonno - Vor Tag
HOW IS PIZZA GOING TO GET A JOB NOW?!?!
クソ子供 okumura
クソ子供 okumura - Vor 2 Tage
@CallMeCarson did i got a permanent ban from ur server just bc i wasnt active for a week you know what carson fuck you
Baby Angelz
Baby Angelz - Vor 2 Minuten
"Big Lion"
HeadStreekKiller 234
HeadStreekKiller 234 - Vor 33 Minuten
At 10:00
When Depression hits
Stranger Man
Stranger Man - Vor Stunde
10:00
When it’s 3:00 am and you’ve recently made some pizza roles. Then you trip and your pizza roles fall on the ground.
Jameszz
Jameszz - Vor Stunde
Haha the washing machine is my state. And it is now the. nevergreenstate due to all of the green stains being washed thank you Carson. It also looks to have been like a full takeover of the country. Mark my words I live in the Washington on the top part of the u state.
Killian Berreth
Killian Berreth - Vor Stunde
Travis has the mind of a 2nd grader drawing, just randomly scribling until he finds something he can make into something else, then doing it.
LE - 09SC - Brampton Centennial SS (2502)
That thumbnail looks like a drunk Canada
SOL- ACTURUS
SOL- ACTURUS - Vor 3 Stunden
Everyone s talking about BIG LION but what about the Teletubbies?
Horrer SX
Horrer SX - Vor 3 Stunden
This made me laugh so hard I don't even know what to say other than -its so powerful-
CatAndTegan
CatAndTegan - Vor 3 Stunden
*_its freaking big lion_*
rainbowdragonXD
rainbowdragonXD - Vor 3 Stunden
Oh hail BIG LION
HUTERBOY520
HUTERBOY520 - Vor 3 Stunden
Someone explain to me why Carson disapproves of the Fitz Youtooz.
Dakota
Dakota - Vor 4 Stunden
Travis is that special friend smh
Digital Dip
Digital Dip - Vor 5 Stunden
I LIVE in Oregon and can confirm it looks like that.
The Skipper
The Skipper - Vor 5 Stunden
Something about Carson talking with food in his mouth makes me wanna call the Police
Im NaTivv3
Im NaTivv3 - Vor 5 Stunden
13:49 "wait can I add more diamonds?" *pulls out simon cowell*
FauxParadox
FauxParadox - Vor 6 Stunden
Big lion is infinitely less funny than the US getting pickles out of the pickle jar and 4ore
Osman Say
Osman Say - Vor 7 Stunden
Wood fired pizza?
How is pizza gonna get a job now


Like if epic funny fortnite meme.
MyF82H8
MyF82H8 - Vor 8 Stunden
Carson that clearly says that your youtooz us 4 inches not 3
omerramo14
omerramo14 - Vor 8 Stunden
That looks like Turkey the country not the fucking animal btw
sad cat
sad cat - Vor 8 Stunden
*BIG LION*
BEANFISH
BEANFISH - Vor 9 Stunden
All right guys, the Big Lion meeting is at my place. It's praying night! 😁🤣
BEANFISH
BEANFISH - Vor 9 Stunden
Turn the big lion map into a poster RIGHT NOW
Ayanna V
Ayanna V - Vor 9 Stunden
Im trying to watch this in class without laughing out loud. Its so hard
logan scott
logan scott - Vor 10 Stunden
What if BIG LION is actually just made of CRAM...
Clark Time
Clark Time - Vor 11 Stunden
The part where Carson doesn’t like the way the a is written is funny cause he uses that style in his subtitles.. lol
I ate a cat For breakfast
I ate a cat For breakfast - Vor 12 Stunden
10:23

I'm just going to leave this here
Elijah Kerrigan
Elijah Kerrigan - Vor 16 Stunden
I’m really glad Oregon got the attention it deserves
Jennifer Caisip
Jennifer Caisip - Vor 19 Stunden
Loud in the start
Chill in the outroo
lol ficus
lol ficus - Vor 19 Stunden
5 mins of Ted trying to make Big Lion a thing
Darq
Darq - Vor 21 Stunde
New month, New vid
Jet Williams
Jet Williams - Vor 22 Stunden
5 friends
PotatoPotPie
PotatoPotPie - Vor 22 Stunden
This is the only channel that actually makes me laugh out loud, at all for that matter.
Khyebot Noneyabiss
Khyebot Noneyabiss - Vor 23 Stunden
Now, callmecarson. I have seen that you have an account where you show what anime you have watched. And I am very disappointed to find out that, one, you have not watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure jet, and two, you have dropped watching pingu. These shows are the best, and I thought you could do better.
ImShitAtFortnite 69
ImShitAtFortnite 69 - Vor 23 Stunden
B I G L I O N
maybree adams
maybree adams - Vor 23 Stunden
" he thinks four dimensionally "
wuna boi
wuna boi - Vor Tag
what about Alaska??
Harry Shrager
Harry Shrager - Vor Tag
Item #: SCP-9102
Object Classification: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: Irrelevant.
Description: SCP-9102 is an omniscient and omnipotent entity known as "Big Lion". SCP-9102 takes the form of a two-dimensional, "deep-fried" image of a roaring lion's face. SCP-9102 is capable of interacting with matter through an intangible extremity referred to by its followers as the "Arm of Darkness", but also has total power over people who have perceived the entity for any amount of time [this effect persists through media, such as photos and videos]. SCP-9102 has created a religious denomination exclusively found in the continental United States, spreading itself both through word-of-mouth, as well as online media, including videos and "internet memes". All efforts to stop SCP-9102's spread have failed.
Egg
Egg - Vor Tag
Well I'm 6'9
Yaboi8456
Yaboi8456 - Vor Tag
quakity be like rock lee lookin ass
Skyliner
Skyliner - Vor Tag
Legit you should have invited non-Americans to this so they could get everything wrong
VoidSpooks
VoidSpooks - Vor Tag
Idk why but I was just dying at


Big Lion
Mr. Dimsum
Mr. Dimsum - Vor Tag
Ur content really helps me get through the day Carson keep up the amazing work!!!
Multako
Multako - Vor Tag
You made Mexico next to New Jersey...
Meme Incubator
Meme Incubator - Vor Tag
JoJo Siwa has a receding hairline, not relevant, just wanted you to know that
XavierTIM300 Theironminecart
Call me Carson more like call me Carl whezzer
WhiteBoyTrash
WhiteBoyTrash - Vor Tag
can you make your own discord server bigger so people can join again you reached the limit of 250k
خالد القلادي
Why i feel stupid every time i watched one of y i tried wrriting
Josie The Wolf
Josie The Wolf - Vor Tag
You know the drill (first time doing this)
1- Big lion
2- Shack
3- Pheb
4- guy who saw big lion for the first time
5- old Seinfeld
6- the other 3 inches
7- grilled cheese stand
8- that alligator
9- q-tip face
0- random (the 1st number of your like)
Josie The Wolf
Josie The Wolf - Vor Tag
@Nilin lmao
Nilin
Nilin - Vor Tag
@Josie The Wolf too complex for me
Josie The Wolf
Josie The Wolf - Vor Tag
@Nilin The last number of your like is what you are. If your like is number 127 you'd be grilled cheese stand
Nilin
Nilin - Vor Tag
i dont get it
Bingo Blango
Bingo Blango - Vor Tag
As a Pennsylvanian I am happy to be living near the Appalachian Q-Tip. Historical Geography.
Ethanw04
Ethanw04 - Vor Tag
Mmmm, yes. Virginia cheese.
HyperLyne
HyperLyne - Vor Tag
Here are the sections of the USA: HollyWood, W H A T, Yee-Haw Land, Incest, Fireworks or Gunshots?!
Alex Minto
Alex Minto - Vor Tag
Ted made a whole religion from his screensaver
Clorox bleach
Clorox bleach - Vor Tag
Next you should make a hotel
Nicolás
Nicolás - Vor Tag
Big Lion fans, COMMENT ON ME!
Sebastian Vincent valle
and btw ya like my profile pic
Sebastian Vincent valle
hey bruhh can you send me a invite to you cult it says the inv. in the description is invalid
cole newton
cole newton - Vor Tag
my brain hurts
Kyle hein
Kyle hein - Vor Tag
Here from gt games
Tyler Shepherd
Tyler Shepherd - Vor Tag
I wish I was good at memes...
*intense sadness*
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